Friday, November 18, 2011

Marriage Lessons

My husband was going through old emails this morning and found one I sent back in 2008. Well, no that's not entirely true. It was actually sent to him by his future self.

Here is what it said:

From: Joseph
Subject: CONFIDENTIAL
To: Joseph
Date: Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Dearest Joseph,

Please do not be wary of this email. Indeed, it is from the future, from your future self, but I feel it necessary to give you insight into a few things.

1) Don't open the cuckoo clock.

2) Don't buy the blue flame seat covers...I am three days late, aren't I? Then you have learned the lesson of patience.

3) Give Jennifer a backrub every time she says, "Can I have a backrub, please?"

Sincerely,

Your Future Self

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So, the lesson to be learned here is, sign out of your account unless you want ridiculous emails from your future self.

Or, maybe the REAL lesson is always seize an opportunity, like when one has left an email account unattended. Always include #3 tho. That one's important.

4 comments:

  1. We all know the dangers of encountering your "future self", thanks to South Park ;-)

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  2. I don't know if I've seen that episode! I probably have, just can't recall it at the moment.

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  3. http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/episodes/s06e16-my-future-self-n-me

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  4. LOL, good thing I'm not married. No random Future Self emails for me. XD

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